I love Thanksgiving turkey…it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
moonpetit-deactivated20120416 asked: Do you smoke?
I do and I love it and I need to stop because here in Australia Cigarettes are so expensive that a coke habit is cheaper.
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.
— Lewis Grizzard
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Girls have got balls. They’re just a little higher up, that’s all.
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