Tumblr (3.0; @somewhatunhinged)http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”<br/><br/> - <em>Mark Twain (via <a href="http://postmodernista.tumblr.com/">postmodernista</a>)</em>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/2110596677http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/2110596677Mon, 06 Dec 2010 07:41:14 +1100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la22r0cdIg1qe4voro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I apologise. I just can’t stop laughing.</p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/2090267265http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/2090267265Sat, 04 Dec 2010 20:48:32 +1100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcwd8yeSAC1qd72jco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Exactly. Like. That.</p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/2090196079http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/2090196079Sat, 04 Dec 2010 20:34:10 +1100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcwd1qlMG81qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/2090174604http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/2090174604Sat, 04 Dec 2010 20:29:50 +1100<p>back from the loony bin.</p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/2090169203http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/2090169203Sat, 04 Dec 2010 20:28:47 +1100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc0qo4FdD61qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span><span class="body">A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face.</span> <br/><span class="bodybold"><a href="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/k/katherineh128002.html">Katherine Heigl</a> </span><br/></span></p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1598614433http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1598614433Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:40:51 +1100Katherine Heigllipsstrawberry yoghurtquote\<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc0qd5gLgn1qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“<a href="http://thinkexist.com/quotation/tell_your_friend_a_lie-if_he_keeps_it_secret-then/149207.html">Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.</a>”</span></p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1598582512http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1598582512Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:34:17 +1100friendsecretlietruthquote<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc0o2lbyaz1qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Piglet<a href="http://en.thinkexist.com/quotation/piglet-sidled-up-to-pooh-from-behind-pooh-he/354777.html"> sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh,” he whispered. <br/>“Yes, Piglet?” <br/><br/>“Nothing,” said Piglet, taking Pooh’s paw, “I just wanted to be sure of you.”</a>”</span></p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1598315577http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1598315577Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:44:45 +1100Pigletwinnie the poohquote<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbyur10HIL1qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1589261564http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1589261564Tue, 16 Nov 2010 18:13:49 +1100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbutsy2fdp1qd72jco1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1567703693http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1567703693Sun, 14 Nov 2010 14:02:58 +1100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbuofn97Cd1qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.</p> <p><strong>Anon</strong></p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1566701647http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1566701647Sun, 14 Nov 2010 12:06:59 +1100catwrongdoorquote<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbuo8n8XiP1qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>One cat just leads to another. </span></p> <p><span><em><a href="http://www.basicjokes.com/dquotes.php?aid=39">Ernest Hemingway</a></em></span></p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1566666996http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1566666996Sun, 14 Nov 2010 12:02:46 +1100ernest hemingwaycatsquote<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbl44w9L3I1qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.<br/><strong>Mae West</strong><br/></span></p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1518374200http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1518374200Tue, 09 Nov 2010 08:10:08 +1100mae westorgasmdoctorquote<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbijb7PlcL1qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>I love Thanksgiving turkey…it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. <br/><em><a href="http://www.basicjokes.com/dquotes.php?aid=974">Arnold Schwarzenegger</a></em></span></p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1505342036http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1505342036Sun, 07 Nov 2010 22:45:07 +1100arnold schwarzeneggerturkeybreastquote<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbi8xl8VIe1qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1504283009http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1504283009Sun, 07 Nov 2010 19:00:57 +1100<p>I do and I love it and I need to stop because here in Australia Cigarettes are so expensive that a coke habit is cheaper.</p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1501501501http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1501501501Sun, 07 Nov 2010 12:47:23 +1100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbhilrdm0T1qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1499968915http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1499968915Sun, 07 Nov 2010 09:32:15 +1100http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1499907710http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1499907710Sun, 07 Nov 2010 09:22:40 +1100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbgpf4VsXL1qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span><span>The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.</span><span> <br/>— </span><span lang="EN-US" xml:lang="EN-US"><a href="file://localhost/h/g/Lewis_Grizzard_1.htm"><em><span>Lewis Grizzard</span></em></a></span></span></p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1495803026http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1495803026Sat, 06 Nov 2010 23:01:52 +1100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbfznc0ups1qd72jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Girls have got balls. They’re just a little higher up, that’s all.</p> <p><strong>Joan Jett</strong></p>http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1492806518http://somewhatunhinged.tumblr.com/post/1492806518Sat, 06 Nov 2010 13:45:12 +1100joan jettballsquote